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Both of my kids are snot factories with pink eye. Issy just tottered across the bed, nose and eyes covered in gunk and muttered "Snuuuuggggle!". I am resisting the temptation to run out of the room screaming in terror. I feel like I need an extra large can of Lysol to spray the house, the furniture, the walls, the floor, the beds and the children down in. Oh lord, she's touching me! Arrrrrr! I wonder if me squealing "Ewwww!!!! Don't touch me!" while I recoil across the bed in horror is going to scar her for life. Poor babies.