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Simply Sleep kept me from waking up for the storms that rolled through in the wee hours but instead gave me bizarre dreams in which I was kidnapped by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes who took me to their home and showed me a video that they made as a joke. It was a home movie of a kindergarten class where a young Katie Holmes is learning her ABC's and a grown Tom Cruise drops by to seduce her. Then they sat me down and Katie and I discussed childbirth while she kept that vacant grin on her face and Tom stroked my hand and played with my fingers.

I feel so icked.