My neurotic child.

[danuv]

Should anyone ever meet my youngest, bath water kills crocodiles and the moon doesn't eat people. Also, faeries eat bagels (as well as the standard cake and ice cream).

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[birdofparadox.livejournal.com]

Does your youngest child read Gurdjieff?

[danuv.livejournal.com]

Did he write about bagel eating faeries and posses a great fear of crocs in baths and the moon? She seems to be extraordinarily gifted at inventing things to freak out about or amuse herself over with little external assistance. Not that I think this is a good thing right now.

[birdofparadox.livejournal.com]

He was known for saying (among other several crazyass things) that "Everything living on the earth, people, animals, plants, is food for the moon. The moon is a huge living being feeding upon all that lives and grows on the earth."

[danuv.livejournal.com]

Interesting! I'm not familiar with him. When I picked her up at school today her teacher rushed over to show me a story she'd dictated to her about having woken me up at night because the moon was trying to eat her, I wouldn't wake up, Tomas laughed and said, "Hahahaha, YES! The moon does eat people!" and then the story wound up with us all "hitting the road". I'm not sure how hitting the road would protect us from a people eating moon though.