The Thong.

[danuv]

Now that I am slimming up just a touch and attempting to 'womanize' my life just a bit, I've decided I need to give the darling garment known as the thong another go. I've been putting some thought into this today while trying to ignore the bit of fabric shoved up my arse. Who came up with the thong and why do so many women love them? They aren't comfortable. Is this just me? Does my body somehow make them more uncomfortable to me than they are to other people? They're cute and sexy I -suppose- but so are many other less perturbing styles of underwear. Tomas is a big fan of 'boy shorts' on me. I have to agree with him. I feel pretty cute wearing that particular style.

So apart from being uncomfortable, thongs don't seem to really function as much of anything other than well to make me uncomfortable. They don't cover anything. Sure, they don't show out of all these new 'low cut' jeans or if they do they aren't as ugly as your average panty... but wait a minute... I -hate- low cut jeans. What's the freaking point of them and why are they almost all you can find anymore?! Perhaps these are just all aspects of 'womanhood' that I need to get used to... non-functioning uncomfortable undies and jeans that always feel like they are just about to either fall off you or show your arse to the world. Maybe once I get used to them I'll feel sexier and then they'll have more of a point.

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[macaholic.livejournal.com]

I was serious....I was....really, I was......uh huh....he is